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Nasty Armus
A Screenplay by SamINT. ENTERPRISE - AFTERNOON
Badass Captain JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK is arguing with Logical Yeoman JANICE RAND. TIBERIUS tries to hug RAND but she shakes him off.
Please , don't leave me.
I'm sorry Tiberius, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
RAND frowns.
I'm sorry, Tiberius. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
RAND leaves.
TIBERIUS sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Professional First Officer SPOCK barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, ! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... an Armus ... I saw an evil Armus Destroy a bunch of Tellarites!
Defenseless Tellarites?
Yes, defenseless Tellarites!
Bloomin' heck, ! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
SPOCK fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus , focus! Where did it happen?
Vulcan! That's right - Vulcan!
TIBERIUS springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
TIBERIUS rushes along the street, followed by SPOCK. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. VULCAN - SHORTLY AFTER
a Nasty Armus terrorises two Tellarites.
TIBERIUS, closely followed by SPOCK, rushes towards KURGE, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old Armus, that's !
Who's ?
Who's ? Who's ? Only the most Nasty Armus in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Tiberius! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Nasty Armus in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Tiberius! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Nasty Armus in the universe!
I'm going to need Words, lots of Words.
turns and sees Tiberius and . He grins an evil grin.
Tiberius Kirk, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young TIBERIUS is sitting in a park listening to some Vulcan Swing music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees KURGE. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some Jelly Babies?
TIBERIUS's eyes light up, but then he studies KURGE more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of Nasty.
Me? No. I'm not Nasty. I'm the least Nasty Armus in the world.
Wait, you're a Armus?
TIBERIUS runs away, screaming.
EXT. VULCAN - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To TIBERIUS) You ran away?
(To SPOCK) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
TIBERIUS turns to KURGE.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
TIBERIUS runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Words.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. FEDERATION EMBASSY - LATER THAT DAY
TIBERIUS and SPOCK walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my Words somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Words.
You know nothing .
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, KURGE appears, holding a pair of Words.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Tiberius, he's got your Words.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I'm allergic to tomato.
(appalled) Dude!
While KURGE is looking at SPOCK with disgust, TIBERIUS lunges forward and grabs his deadly Words. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you Nasty Tomato!
No please! All I did was Destroy a bunch of Tellarites!
RAND enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Tellarites were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Tiberius Kirk defender of innocent Tellarites.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Words on you right away!
Because Tiberius, I am your father.
TIBERIUS looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
KURGE tries to grab the Words but TIBERIUS dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, KURGE slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Words.
TIBERIUS crouches over KURGE's body.
Be careful, Tiberius. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
SPOCK claps his hands.
So your Words did save the day, after all.
RAND steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the Nasty Armus?
how long have you been...?
RAND puts her arm around TIBERIUS.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed .
Then the Tellarites are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Tellarites enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The Tellarites bow to TIBERIUS.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that will never Destroy Tellarites ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Tellarites passes TIBERIUS a Large Enterprise
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
TIBERIUS takes the Enterprise.
Thank you.
The Tellarites bow their heads once more, and leave.
TIBERIUS turns to RAND.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Tiberius, of course I want you back!
TIBERIUS smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Armus to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, .
SPOCK grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Tiberius?
I'm sorry , but I think you should skidaddle.
RAND leaves.
SPOCK turns to TIBERIUS.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly SPOCK stops.
When I said I'm allergic to tomato, you know I was just trying to distract the Armus don't you?
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