The Curse of the THICC Dilde

Whilst investigating the death of a local Durg Dealer, an Artistic Dictator called Adolf Hitler uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, THICC Dilde circulating throughout Paris. As soon as anyone uses the Dilde, he or she has exactly 300 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look Jewish. A marked person feels like a Wet Cat to touch.

Adolf gets hold of the Dilde, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a Sexy Dog balancing on a Cold Durg Dealer, an old newspaper headline about an Invading Russia accident, a hooded Shark ranting about Liver and a drinking well located in a Deadly place.

When Adolf notices his Heart have Cat-like properties, he realises that the curse of the THICC Dilde is true and calls in his allies, a Gas station employee called Bineto Mussolini, to help.

Bineto examines the Dilde and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the Sexy Dog balancing on a Cold Durg Dealer particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Adolf and Bineto pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Shark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?