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Nerd BADGER
A Screenplay by Untitled writerINT. CORONA - AFTERNOON
Misterious Q U E E N QUEEN ADIRA CAKELOVER is arguing with sassy angel PRINCE LANCE STRONGBOW. ADIRA tries to hug LANCE but he shakes her off.
Please Lance, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Adira, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
LANCE frowns.
I'm sorry, Adira. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
LANCE leaves.
ADIRA sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, precious knight in shining armor SIR CASSANDRA GUARD barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Cassandra! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a BADGER ... I saw an evil BADGER snatch weave a bunch of babies!
Defenseless babies?
Yes, defenseless babies!
Bloomin' heck, Cassandra! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
CASSANDRA fans herself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Cassandra, focus! Where did it happen?
Old Corona! That's right - Old Corona!
ADIRA springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
ADIRA rushes along the street, followed by CASSANDRA. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. OLD CORONA - SHORTLY AFTER
VARIAN QUIRINSON a nerd BADGER terrorises two babies.
ADIRA, closely followed by CASSANDRA, rushes towards VARIAN, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old BADGER, that's Varian Quirinson!
Who's Varian Quirinson?
Who's Varian Quirinson? Who's Varian Quirinson? Only the most nerd BADGER in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Adira! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most nerd BADGER in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Adira! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most nerd BADGER in the universe!
I'm going to need sword, lots of sword.
Varian turns and sees Adira and Cassandra. He grins an evil grin.
Adira Cakelover, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young ADIRA is sitting in a park listening to some RAPunzel music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees VARIAN. She takes off her headphones.
Would you like some cake?
ADIRA's eyes light up, but then he studies VARIAN more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of nerd.
Me? No. I'm not nerd. I'm the least nerd BADGER in the world.
Wait, you're a BADGER?
ADIRA runs away, screaming.
INT. OLD CORONA - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To ADIRA) You ran away?
(To CASSANDRA) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
ADIRA turns to VARIAN.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
ADIRA runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with sword.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
INT. DARK KINGDOM - LATER THAT DAY
ADIRA and CASSANDRA walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my sword somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly sword.
You know nothing Cassandra Guard.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, VARIAN appears, holding a pair of sword.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Adira, he's got your sword.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I’m your father.
(appalled) Dude!
While VARIAN is looking at CASSANDRA with disgust, ADIRA lunges forward and grabs her deadly sword. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you nerd bimberries!
No please! All I did was snatch weave a bunch of babies!
LANCE enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those babies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Adira Cakelover defender of innocent babies.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these sword on you right away!
Because Adira, I am your father.
ADIRA looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
VARIAN tries to grab the sword but ADIRA dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, VARIAN slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly sword.
ADIRA crouches over VARIAN's body.
Be careful, Adira. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Varian Quirinson is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
CASSANDRA claps her hands.
So your sword did save the day, after all.
LANCE steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the nerd BADGER?
Lance how long have you been...?
LANCE puts his arm around ADIRA.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Varian Quirinson.
Then the babies are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable babies enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The babies bow to ADIRA.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Varian Quirinson will never snatch weave babies ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the babies passes ADIRA a magical opal
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
ADIRA takes the opal.
Thank you.
The babies bow their heads once more, and leave.
ADIRA turns to LANCE.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Adira, of course I want you back!
ADIRA smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a BADGER to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Cassandra.
CASSANDRA grins.
But...
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Adira?
I'm sorry Lance, but I think you should skidaddle.
LANCE leaves.
CASSANDRA turns to ADIRA.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly CASSANDRA stops.
When I said I’m your father, you know I was just trying to distract the BADGER don't you?
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