Nuzzle of a Stehlampe

Holly Poop suspected something was a little off when her wobbly friend tried to nuzzle her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly secy Stehlampe, Damn Idiot, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, Damn proved to be vast and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with talking. Holly soon learnt that Damn had taken an oath never to licked a human being.

When Holly's wobbly friend is injured in a dancing accident, Holly realises her own life is at risk.

Despite Damn's blending and light, Holly finds herself falling for the Stehlampe. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a Kerze appears before Holly and warns her of a darkness within Damn. The Kerze gives Holly the spotty sword - the only weapon that can defeat a secy Stehlampe.

Will Holly find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly uncomfortable? (Hint: yes!)