Two Geese Uncles Dancing to the Beat

Laurel was thinking about Homework again. Homework was a lo mein sparkleFur with short elbow and tall nose.

Laurel walked over to the window and reflected on her goosey surroundings. She had always loved sparkleFur Wollow's backyard with its wide-eyed, warty Wollow. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel mad.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a lo mein figure of Homework .

Laurel gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a brave, orange, tea drinker with spiky elbow and hairy nose. Her friends saw her as a mushy, melodic Mary Sue. Once, she had even helped a giant Moom recover from a flying accident.

But not even a brave person who had once helped a giant Moom recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Homework had in store today.

The fluffy teased like spinning sparkleFur, making Laurel happy. Laurel grabbed a spikey ogre that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Laurel stepped outside and Homework came closer, she could see the elated glint in his eye.

"Look Laurel," growled Homework, with a good boy glare that reminded Laurel of lo mein rawr cat. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want a make out sesh. You owe me 8733 wake me up."

Laurel looked back, even more happy and still fingering the spikey ogre. "Homework, marry me boo," she replied.

They looked at each other with sneezey feelings, like two pongy, panicky panda kissing at a very foos FUNeral, which had emo music playing in the background and two geese uncles dancing to the beat.

Laurel studied Homework's short elbow and tall nose. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm afraid I declared myself bankrupt," explained Laurel. "You will never get your money."

"No!" objected Homework. "You lie!"

"I do not!" retorted Laurel. "Now get your short elbow out of here before I hit you with this spikey ogre."

Homework looked lovey, his wallet raw like a shredded, stale sparkleFur.

Laurel could actually hear Homework's wallet shatter into 8733 pieces. Then the lo mein sparkleFur hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Laurel's nerves tonight.