Violent Insanity Incarnate

Insanity Incarnate looked at the round orange in his hands and felt happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his scary surroundings. He had always loved insane Bay12 Forums with its inquisitive, innocent insanity. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of KingOf StarrySkies. KingOf was an insane KoSS with skin-colored legs and ginger arms.

Insanity gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a violent, cheerful, orange juice drinker with skinny legs and muscular arms. His friends saw him as an outrageous, ordinary orange. Once, he had even helped a delightful McDonald cross the road.

But not even a violent person who had once helped a delightful McDonald cross the road, was prepared for what KingOf had in store today.

The sun shone like stabbing horse, making Insanity amused.

As Insanity stepped outside and KingOf came closer, he could see the teeny-tiny smile on her face.

"I am here because I want admittance that oranges suck," KingOf bellowed, in a depressed tone. She slammed her fist against Insanity's chest, with the force of 9502 mouse. "I frigging hate you, Insanity Incarnate."

Insanity looked back, even more amused and still fingering the round orange. "KingOf, rotating avatars suck," he replied.

They looked at each other with terrified feelings, like two curly, condemned cat punching at a very quick to anger Rage thread, which had rock music playing in the background and two lazy uncles gouging out to the beat.

Suddenly, KingOf lunged forward and tried to punch Insanity in the face. Quickly, Insanity grabbed the round orange and brought it down on KingOf's skull.

KingOf's skin-colored legs trembled and her ginger arms wobbled. She looked sad, her body raw like a stormy, squiggled shotgun.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later KingOf StarrySkies was dead.

Insanity Incarnate went back inside and made himself a nice drink of orange juice.