Ikke Lonk, the Boi

In a shak there lived a shoddowy, shoddowy boi named Ikke Lonk. Not a shoddowy shoddowy, shoddowy shak, filled with sokrid stanes and a shoddowy smell, nor yet a shoddowy, shoddowy, shoddowy shak with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a boi-shak, and that means deaff.

One day, after a troubling visit from the weetch Frado Rond, Ikke leaves his shak and sets out in search of three shoddowy fir emblum. A quest undertaken in the company of hyooman, dwerf and shoddowy alf.

In the search for the weetch-guarded fir emblum, Ikke Lonk surprises even himself with his brovery and skill as a merknary.

During his travels, Ikke rescues a sward, an heirloom belonging to Frado. But when Frado refuses to try kling, their friendship is over.

However, Frado is wounded at the Battle of endgaem and the two reconcile just before Ikke engages in some serious kling.

Ikke accepts one of the three shoddowy fir emblum and returns home to his shak a very wealthy boi.