Two Violent Uncles Sleeping to the Beat

2D was thinking about Murdoc Niccals again. Murdoc was a smelly Abusive with moist Hair and Raven Hair eyes.

2D walked over to the window and reflected on his Dark surroundings. He had always hated Horrible Kong Studios with its mutated, miniature Murdoc's Basement. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Depressing.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a smelly figure of Murdoc Niccals.

2D gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cold-blooded, spiteful, cocoa drinker with Skinny Hair and Blue Hair eyes. His friends saw him as a loopy, loose Lanky. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a slippery disabled person.

But not even a cold-blooded person who had once jumped into a river and saved a slippery disabled person, was prepared for what Murdoc had in store today.

The drizzle rained like singing humming birds, making 2D Lust. 2D grabbed a weathered guillotine that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As 2D stepped outside and Murdoc came closer, he could see the hollow glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want his love," Murdoc bellowed, in a controlling tone. He slammed his fist against 2D's chest, with the force of 8936 ravens. "I frigging love you, 2D ."

2D looked back, even more Lust and still fingering the weathered guillotine. "Murdoc, leave me alone," he replied.

They looked at each other with Painful feelings, like two obnoxious, open owls gyrating at a very sinister snow storm, which had Heavy Metal music playing in the background and two violent uncles sleeping to the beat.

Suddenly, Murdoc lunged forward and tried to punch 2D in the face. Quickly, 2D grabbed the weathered guillotine and brought it down on Murdoc's skull.

Murdoc's moist Hair trembled and his Raven Hair eyes wobbled. He looked Violent, his body raw like a keen, kind knife.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Murdoc Niccals was dead.

2D went back inside and made himself a nice mug of cocoa.